You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really Grinds my Gears? When I'm stuck in traffic and I'm nice enough to let people cut in front of me. I'm directing traffic and waving people in left and right, but then I don't get a 'Thank You' wave in return. I've come to expect this from the peasants driving on the 99. Then today, I let a cop squeeze in, who I fully expected to get a 'Thank You' wave from, and I got a big fat nothing! Please don't be another Jack or Cat on the road. Show a small amount of gratitude and throw a thank you wave. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what Grinds my Gears.

 You know what grinds my gears? When people leave 2 pieces of ice in the ice tray. Do you think you will actually use those 2 pieces in the future? Will those 2 pieces of ice be a sufficient amount to ensure your drink will be cold enough? Probably not. Those 2 pieces of ice will sit in that tray for weeks until someone (ME) fills it with water. And that is what really grinds my gears.

 

You know what really grinds my gears? When people park halfway in front of my driveway so I can't get out or have to squeeze by. Where do you get off? Just because you drive a BMW from CARMAX you think you can do whatever you want? Fuck you! And that, ladies & gentleman, is what grinds my gears.