Has anyone seen that T-Mobile commercial? You know?
The one with the girl driving down a highway in the middle of the dessert?
This bitch is driving a blacked out Dodge Charger...can you be anymore gay? With the outfit she's wearing I'd think she'd rather drive an old beat up VW bug. Further more, why would you chose a black car to drive in the dessert? HELLO! It's gonna get dirty!
The commercial talks about how people don't like to pay for a home phone line when they are never there to use it. So this flaming homo decides to pull over and proceeds to take a chainsaw out of the trunk.
First of all, who the hell is driving around with a fucking chainsaw in their trunk? Are you the Texas chainsaw massacre? Clearly you are not.
Second on my list of questions for this girl is, what loony bin did you just escape from?
She then cuts down a telephone pole, which in turn pulls down the rest of them in a domino effect. Is this not a felony? How is this hippie not in jail??? HOW I ASK!!!?
Well I don't know, because the people over at T-Mobile seem to think this is an acceptable ad. I'm here to tell you it is NOT and I will NEVER switch to T-Mobile! You hear me? NEVER EVER!
Good day! I said good day!
